ZT14's definitions

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

shadowing

When two people purposely and routinely accompany one another everywhere they go. Shadowing is often a result of sexual tension between two males afraid to act on homosexual feelings for one another.

Shane and Michael are shadowing the shit out of each other

by ZT14 September 8, 2017

bowl rattler

To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.

Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.

Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.

Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.

That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.

by ZT14 April 23, 2018

shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016

full doyle

Means to not give a fuck no matter what the circumstances; no matter how detrimental to ones own reputation. Doyle’s do not care about their peers, and only function in situations where a personal benefit can be gained from an act. Doyle’s go through life without purpose; however they have the uncanny ability to rally others to their cause.

That mother fucker, Mikey, went full doyle last night. All he did was sit in his car stroking himself.

by ZT14 April 24, 2018