ZIG's definitions

cookie waza

Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"

All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.

by Zig May 13, 2005

Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

by Zig August 29, 2005

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

throne

Toliet paper applied to toilet seat prior to laying cable.

I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.

by zig April 23, 2003

SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

by Zig April 2, 2003

ass clown

One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

by Zig January 31, 2004