ZIG's definitions

ass clown

One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

by Zig January 31, 2004

prawnt

a variation of "pwned" or "pwnt"

O!LL j00r7EH PR4Wn7~!!

by Zig January 6, 2004

throne

Toliet paper applied to toilet seat prior to laying cable.

I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.

by zig April 23, 2003

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

by Zig April 2, 2003

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003