bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience
bork has pink hair.
by ZEKE May 08, 2003
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cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke May 03, 2006
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fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.
i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.
by zeke February 19, 2004
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dick riding

like if you keep talking goood about somebody you dislike in your head
by Zeke May 13, 2005
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Quagmire

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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Skraealing

small amount of shake left over from the reefer bud sack
thers not even a skraealing left?

i found a skraealings worth in your couch.
by Zeke March 27, 2004
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crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.
"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."
by Zeke March 28, 2005
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