Z. Tenao's definitions

L.Q.I.

Low quality individual. Basically, any person deemed to be of inferior intellect, common sense, social skills, etiquette, savoir faire, etc. Usage of the term would become appropriate following a demonstrable offense of the above (someone doing something tactless, tasteless, idiotic, or that which breaks either general or local unspoken rules of society).

1. Dave: "What's up with this douche pissing around in the left-hand lane? Move over, gramps!"

Bob: "What an l.q.i."

2. Anne: "I asked you to pick me up something from the liquor store, and you bring me Mad Dog 20/20?! Jesus H. Christ, you're an l.q.i., Phil."

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

L'Artiste

1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills.

2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental.

1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?

2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!"

Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!"

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

high holin'

The act of anilingus, especially while high, particularly on crack cocaine. The adverb "high" not only refers to both parties being high on drugs, but also the risk of having diarrhea rain down upon the person providing oral contact as a result of the crack.

I don't eat pussy, myself, but I'll go high holin' from time to time. You gotta know to get the fuck out the way when that asshole start quiverin', though.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Teaguer

Pronounced like "Tigger," a Teaguer specifically refers to a person born and raised on Chincoteague Island, VA (Chincoteague itself is pronounced like "Shin'-co-teeg", but locals cram it into two syllables, like "Shinc-tee"). Chincoteague is a tourist town located on the Eastern Shore of Virginia, known for the wild ponies that live on nearby Assateague Island. Teaguers are fiercely proud of the fact that they're from where they're from, for some reason, and call anyone that has not been born and raised on Chincoteague "come heres," while referring to themselves as "from heres." Teaguers also have a distinct variation of the Southern accent.

Them Teaguers don't take no guff from nobody, I tell you what.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Chub-on

noun. Any substance used to facilitate an erection (e.g., Viagra).

Shit, it's my wife's birthday. Hope I still got some Chub-on in the medicine cabinet.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Cheebist

noun. A pot smoker. Similar to a flautist, guitarist, trombonist, etc, except that the cheebist's "instrument" of choice is a joint, pipe, bong, or any device used to smoke marijuana. Can be used either as a term of endearment or a mild insult.

1. Holy shit, I can't believe the size of the gravity bong rip you just took down! You are a world class cheebist, my friend.

2. Bill: "Dude, I locked my keys in my car. Can you come get me?"

Randy: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you goddamn cheebist?!"

by Z. Tenao December 7, 2011