Oppenheim, Ny

A village with a very weird name. Most likely a cult but we’ll never know due to the fact residents there partake in the annual Cousin-Dick Sucking Competition that takes place once a year and Up The Ass Day, where you can stick just about anything up there.
Oppenheim, Ny sounds like a nice place to live!
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Sharon Springs, New York

A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.
Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.
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A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College
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Fultonville, Ny

Fonda’s long lost family member. It’s practically just a road with a few musty-ass houses.
Honey, I am driving through Fultonville, Ny. Fonda, Ny is too rampant with incest diseases for me to go near.
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Mayfield, Ny

A town located near the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny. It is so tiny that everyone forget it exists. When they do remember, they groan. The town is nothing but one giant cult run by one family. Yes, family members make babies with one another and they slaughter any outsider who passes through their territory.
Stay away from Mayfield, Ny.
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Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.
Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.
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Fonda, Ny

A small incest town located in Upstate, Ny. It’s technically it’s own country since the crackheads that live there have their own custom of jumping out in front of your vehicle as a way to greet you. Be sure to carry drugs presumably meth, crack, and weed. It’s their currency.
Fuck Fonda, Ny!
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