A little town located south from disease central, canajoharie. The town holds many annual events such as Beating Up Old People Day, maggot infested pancake eating contests, and the daily worshipping of the Gods of Roadkill. Yes, the town is probably a cult. There are may or may not be sacrifices involved…
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