Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020

Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Nan your nan

The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.

Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!

by Your nan and her cat March 03, 2020

Filthy Milkshake

When a girl has sex with more than one person within 24 hours so their sperm mixes like a milkshake.

Doctor: "Who's the dad?"

Person: "I'm not sure. I had a Filthy Milkshake."

by Your nan and her cat February 28, 2020