Definitions by Your nan and her cat

Post Nut Nap (PNN) 

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

Post Nut Nap (PNN) by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Jamaican Cream Supreme 

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

Jamaican Cream Supreme by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Alabama Combo 

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

Alabama Combo by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

Turkish Curry 

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

Turkish Curry by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020

Nan your nan 

The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.

Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!

Nan your nan by Your nan and her cat March 3, 2020

Filthy Milkshake 

When a girl has sex with more than one person within 24 hours so their sperm mixes like a milkshake.

Doctor: "Who's the dad?"

Person: "I'm not sure. I had a Filthy Milkshake."

Filthy Milkshake by Your nan and her cat February 28, 2020