Your mom 's definitions

Aned

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004

Shamu

slang term for what's up, that's awesome, sweet,... whatever you want it to be!

Mark: Hey Beaker!
Becky: SHAMU!

Kyle: Check out my new truck, isn't it huge?
Becky: SHAMU!!

by your mom April 7, 2003

shwag

weed

i bought 3 grams of shwag

by your mom October 5, 2003

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

beer beer beer beer beer

by Your Mom April 22, 2005

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 5, 2003