Your mom's definitions

Jawhes

A big firm dildo

I saw a porno movie in which Jenna Jamison used a jawhes on snatcheroo.

by Your Mom February 4, 2004

Phuck Ewe

Phonetics for "fuck you"

Phuck ewe n00b.

by Your Mom December 15, 2003

Good Fellas

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.

jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

by your mom June 26, 2005

buttnugget

a worthless individual,for other reason is a piece of shit or general dumbass.

Did you see the way that buttnugget cut me off?

by your mom September 3, 2003

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

Speedy Boris

A great artist.

Van gogh was a Speedy Boris.

by Your mom December 5, 2003

Hizzybow

House

Bitch this is my hizzybow

by your mom April 28, 2003