Your guide that does not exist's definitions

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The sound of a microwave for your micro penis. :)

Your fat ass getting up at 3 am to make instant noodles:

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition

What in the hell is this, a stand??????????? Wait why did you even want to type this thing in? Idk im just the one who is making this page, have fun nerds.

Random person: Hey dude do you like JoJo????

Other random person: Yea! have you heard of a stand called, The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4 Sus Edition?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

pzoxicuvybtnrmewlqkajshdgf

You are trying new ways to fight boredum but you still cant get enough out of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz. qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, or whatever else you type out of pure boredum.

"omg dude im so bored pzoxicuvybtnrmewlqkajshdgf

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

hugh mungus sus

Its hugh mungus but... sus?

Spoiler, It cant... thats why its so sus B) But hugh mungus sus. am i right?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021