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carpet's 

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!
Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Watermellon salt 

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.
Only for the largest of chads.

Yes yes yes yes yes

Five yes's but one is capitalized

4chan but its gay

"MMM 4chan but its gay"

I will eat your nut 

Its when a woman eats a nut
Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...