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carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.

Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

GIGA PP

Only for the largest of chads.

Hey, nice giga pp

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Yes yes yes yes yes

Five yes's but one is capitalized

Woman: Hey wanna fuck?

Man: Yes yes yes yes yes

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

4chan but its gay

4 chan but gay

"MMM 4chan but its gay"

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021