carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

hugh mungus sus

Its hugh mungus but... sus?

Spoiler, It cant... thats why its so sus B) But hugh mungus sus. am i right?

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

pzoxicuvybtnrmewlqkajshdgf

You are trying new ways to fight boredum but you still cant get enough out of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz. qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, or whatever else you type out of pure boredum.

"omg dude im so bored pzoxicuvybtnrmewlqkajshdgf

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut

Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.

Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021

asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)

You have gone middle to top to bottom rows, but you dont wanna leave the letters and their counterparts out do you? Of course not you fucking nerd!

MOM IM F*CKING PLAYING MINECRAFT asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)!1!!!11111!!!!

by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021