Your Mom's Gay's definitions

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Brodie

An absolute MEGA FAG with no athletic ability and drives a Honda or a Prius and has the most disturbing hair line and usually wears Asics or new balance shoes

Brodie wanna go cop a new pair or new balances?
Brodie is that your car or is it that other retards

by Your mom's gay December 16, 2019

oooooooooooffffffffffffffff

The sound you make when you yeet yourself off a bridge.

"Goodbye cruel world...oooooooooooffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Sooch

A misunderstanding of smooch.

I love you. Sooch?

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Fortnosexual

When you are sexually attracted to all Fortnite characters

My friend recently became a Fortnosexual when the Bunny Brawler skin came out in the Fortnite Item Shop.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Black

Basketball, watermelon, fried chicken, rap, chains, Jordans, jumping high, you get the point.

Since I am not black, I can't do sports.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019