When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.
You pot head.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
When you yeet yourself off a bridge.
My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
An absolute MEGA FAG with no athletic ability and drives a Honda or a Prius and has the most disturbing hair line and usually wears Asics or new balance shoes
by Your mom's gay December 16, 2019