Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.

Puppet Yoda is cool.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Fortnosexual

When you are sexually attracted to all Fortnite characters

My friend recently became a Fortnosexual when the Bunny Brawler skin came out in the Fortnite Item Shop.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Black

Basketball, watermelon, fried chicken, rap, chains, Jordans, jumping high, you get the point.

Since I am not black, I can't do sports.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

The "N" Word

An accurate why of describing a person whose skin is literally burnt to a crisp.

I'm going to say the "N" word!

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019