Definitions by Your Mom's Gay

Brodie 

An absolute MEGA FAG with no athletic ability and drives a Honda or a Prius and has the most disturbing hair line and usually wears Asics or new balance shoes

Brodie wanna go cop a new pair or new balances?
Brodie is that your car or is it that other retards

Brodie by Your mom's gay December 16, 2019

Brat 

anyone who disagrees with my obviously superior opinion

My mom is a brat

Brat by Your Mom's Gay August 3, 2019

Dickgest 

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

Dickgest by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Whipped Cream 

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

Whipped Cream by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Pot Head 

When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.

You pot head.

Pot Head by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

Wank My Schmeat by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Sooch 

A misunderstanding of smooch.

I love you. Sooch?

Sooch by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019