Harold: *Fart*
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Get the Public Farter mug.Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021
Get the Class Fart mug.When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Get the Date Fart mug.Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Get the Fart Number mug.When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart
Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Get the Flatulence mug.Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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