one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 02, 2010

Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

your boss

Is an asshole

your boss is also self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Shigeru Miyamoto

definitely the greatest man of all time

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"

by your best idiot April 02, 2010