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0.1%

some shit that major retailing companies for cleaning products do not say when they're advertising cleaning crap
Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh, more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system
by your best idiot April 7, 2010
mugGet the 0.1%mug.

Kaykaykay

i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!
by your best idiot April 24, 2010
mugGet the Kaykaykaymug.

Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
mugGet the Metrosexualmug.

Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Ultimatummug.

don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the don't give me crapmug.

banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*
by your best idiot March 14, 2010
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