Your Best Idiot's definitions

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend

1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

Hentai

Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>

I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit

by your best idiot April 19, 2010

Pain Series

absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.

Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!

by your best idiot May 9, 2010

Peter Griffin

can mean
1: the best character in the animated comedy show, Family Guy
2: a delusional wide person
3: to think Jews are great with money, laugh at a word that homophonous with a word related to bathroom humor
4: to despise Canada, though is living IN Canada
5: to always laugh by repeatedly saying a word

1: yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
2: see that guy over there, Peter Griffin material to me
3: Jews are great with money, to some it's their duty! heh heh, doodie. heh heh heh heh heh, diarrhea
4: Let's get that fuckwad for insulting Canada, eh?
5: heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place

Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

by your best idiot May 15, 2010