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Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag
1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Donkey Kongmug.

Hentai

Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>
I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit
by your best idiot April 19, 2010
mugGet the Hentaimug.

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material
by your best idiot April 7, 2010
mugGet the April Fool's Daymug.

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed
I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
mugGet the theft fuck upmug.

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.
Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill
by your best idiot April 8, 2010
mugGet the Shit roll up hillmug.

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy
Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Iggy Koopamug.

your boss

your boss is also self-explanatory
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the your bossmug.

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