Your Best Idiot's definitions

Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.

Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Hentai

Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>

I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit

by your best idiot April 19, 2010

george w. bush

a kwyjibo

who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush

by your best idiot March 11, 2010

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Shithead in L33t

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by your best idiot April 7, 2010