Your Best Idiot's definitions

Kaykaykay

see KKK

i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy

Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Feminazi

a man-hating asshole bitch who's main duty is to degrade men and tell the world that men are responsible for everything bad in the world.

Biblish: May God bless thou who killeth thy Feminazi
English: God Bless those who shitkicks those fucking Feminazis

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

by your best idiot April 18, 2010