Your Best Idiot's definitions

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend

1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Koopa Shell

You say this when you kick something that's big and has the possibility to pwn sum1's nads

Guy 1: Hey dudes, check this! KOOPA SHELL! *kicks a rubber ball*
*Rubber ball pwns someone's nads*
Guy 2: Oooh sthhhhh! Aaaagh! my nads
Guy 1: Now u know y i said "Koopa Shell"

by your best idiot April 3, 2010

Self-Explanatory

a term that speaks for itself

Dude, Pwnage is pretty much self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 4, 2010

Rareware

a British game-developing company that careated the still-awesome titles Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day. Rareware lived it's glory days until 2002, when the assholes from Microsoft's game department (basically game companies they bought out, then dumped) bought them out. Killing every Nintendo-related project they were making.

Microsoft killed Rareware, the only things left are the corpse that is Rareware being reanimated by Microsoft, fucking bastards. the only thing good in Rare's games now are the awesome graphics.

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010

99.9%

something big retailers use when their product(s) aren't 100% because of possible side-effects or holes in the design

and i would not be doing my job if i did not ask what the other 0.1% is for. 99.9% just ain't effective

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Krusha

A misspelling/mispronunciation of Crusher, OR! The big, blue dumbass from Donkey Kong Country

Krusha: D... Does this mean i can stay up late?
Me: WAIT! PAUSE! Did Krusha just say a child's question, WHEN HE'S FUCKING NOT!!

by your best idiot April 5, 2010