Got Milk? is an American advertising campaign encouraging the consumption of cow's milk, created for the California Milk Processor Board in 1993. The voice saying "Got Milk?" at the end of each television ad is that of veteran voiceover actor Denny Delk.
In 1998, the slogan “got milk?” campaign expanded to include the faces, but not the names, of celebrities. By adding the celebrity cachet, awareness of drinking milk has increased 90%. Today the slogan is an international icon and the phrase has been parodied more than any other ad slogan.
Doctor: mrs. lipstein l'm afraid l have some bad news. the tumor is malignant. i'm afraid you only have 6 months to live.
Mrs. lipstein: oh my god!!!
narrator: got milk?
Skunks are mammals best known for their ability to secrete a liquid with a strong, foul-smelling odor. General appearance ranges from species to species, from black-and-white to brown or cream colored.
Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.
The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Vet: a skunk is an animal.
The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...
Vet: you need to get a job
Someone who wants to date a girl with the same name as themselves so they can scream their own name during sex
egotist: ohhh me yes baby give it to me
pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius.
pi is an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction m/n, where m and n are integers. Consequently, its decimal representation never ends or repeats. It is also a transcendental number, which implies, among other things, that no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.
The current record for the number of computed digits of pi is more than 2.5 trillion (10^12) digits. Completed on Aug 24, 2009, in Japan by the University of Tsukuba, it took the supercomputer system T2K Tsukuba almost 74 hours to calculate the 2‚576‚980‚370‚000 digits of pi.
I would paste the record number of pi here but it would take up over 2.5 terabytes of space (assuming each number is 1 byte) and I don't think Urban dictionary would appreciate that.
the reason the definition is titled under "pi !" instead of "pi" is cause all those fuckfaces posting definitions under "pi" copy/pasted a whole bunch of fucking numbers of pi that no one gives a shit about, and the long ass numbers have completely assfucked the whole page so the text scrolls sideways and you cant read anyone elses definitions
A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch
. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.
Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch
1.) A term used by pasty white pastrami
white folk to describe what they believe is a "dirtier" side of town. Often referring to themselves perhaps originating from that place.
2.) A cliche place thought to hold thugs and gangsters, something those two white folk in the pictures are definitely not, nor will ever experience as they live in a 3-story home with their parents who drive them to school in the suburbs every day in their Lexus SUV
Cracka in pic: dont fuck with the east side (lake rats bitch)
Homie: wtf, what is that an eagles claw to rep "east side"? you look like a lil bitch, go back home where yo momma pays fo all yo food, yo college education and shit, yall aint know the least bit about livin in a ghetto, you a pimply 14-year old punk-ass bitch
something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.
Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.