Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances to the body's cells – such as nutrients and oxygen – and transports waste products away from those same cells.
Nerd: In vertebrates, blood is composed of blood cells suspended in a liquid called blood plasma. Plasma is mostly water and contains dissolved proteins, glucose, mineral ions, hormones, platelets and blood cells themselves. The blood cells present in blood are mainly red blood cells and white blood cells, including leukocytes and platelets. The most abundant cells in vertebrate blood are red blood cells. These contain hemoglobin, an iron-containing protein, which facilitates transportation of oxygen by reversibly binding to the respiratory gas and greatly increasing its solubility in blood.
Blood: wtf u sayin, east coast bloods nigga, im taxing dis watch bitch
Nerd: please dont hurt me...
A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.
Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup
for: "discharging a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm"
nigga: yo son, you scuffed ma tims, imma pop a cap in yo ass
white man: ????
translator: he says because you have accidentally stepped on his costly Timberland footwear and caused small particles of debris to reside on said footwear, he will discharge a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm
white man: :(
The Super Adventure club is a club dedicated to traveling all over and molesting children.
The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
Dresses better than most girls, uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale.
emo boy: i'm sad
dude: get a fucking life and a job while ur at it, u toolbag
emo boy: *starts to cry*
A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.
A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.
"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie." - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
what wikipedia would turn into if it wernt for those admins and ppl with no life
A: man urban dictionary ! is full of shit
B: yeah thats wat u get when u let a whole bunch of 16 year-olds put what they want on the net