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The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
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It was a positive test and bad news for Hope Hicks and President Trump, but at least Melania was uncovoidable!
by You rReal Name October 2, 2020
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Among the crowd gathered at Lincoln's monument to hear the latest directives were an entire Conwayvian chapter bused in from Florida, resplendent in their colourful robes and tinfoil helmets. One could say they were paying WRAPPED attention to their leader.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
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Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the I-Eye mug.If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
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Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
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"I was in a crowd so dimly lit by the cheap Chinese LED bulbs of 21st century education that I found myself having to give expunation after expunation, and yet, I was STILL not satisfied they groaned loudly enough. Perhaps they were not groaned up enough to understand at that age. I am thinking to sue and ask for expunitive damages."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
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