You rReal Name's definitions

Covoidable

A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.

Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

trumpit

An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.

He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

auditorial

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.

I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.

by You rReal Name November 28, 2020

textitocious

A person whose texts are so longtexted and brutally texty and just plain huge. Diarrhea of the keyboard.

Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.

by You rReal Name October 31, 2024

Sleight-of-mouth

The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"

Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.

by You rReal Name August 16, 2020

Coinviction

A contrary state of mind created in most people by announcements that some countries have now adopted virtual currencies like Bitcoin. They stand by their coinviction that the ages old universal adoption of physical coinage and paper currency is the only practical way to store wealth...they can see it will be very difficult in a post-nuclear war world to find Internet access to buy bread and clean water. Even the tiniest gold coin can BUY something when the lights go out.

Despite an established virtual currency like Bitcoin making early adopters into undeserving millionaires, Bob shared a common coinviction with billions of people that ALL money must exist as a physical reality to be of any value in a world without electricity and an Internet and banks.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2021