You rReal Name's definitions
2nd Amend...errrr...Commandment: And God said...”Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”...insert photo of Trump here... “Let’s do a gig BAREBACK in Oklahoma,”...photo, lineup of people with battery powered Dyson fans...music swells in a funeral dirge...”KARMA! Coming soon to a White House near you!”...fade to black then an overexposed bright sunrise
Y’all gotta hear what happened! A bunch of patriots took their Dysons to the rally to cool off Trump while he raged. He died of Oklakarma™©️. That’s what you get for forgetting to mask up.
by You rReal Name June 20, 2020
Get the Oklakarma™©️mug. Any attempt, oral, video, spoken word, hieroglyph'd or written, to explain a who?morous use of ANY language to an audience (aka: a group of Ingolstadt autoviles) which may not be of a similar mind.
"I was in a crowd so dimly lit by the cheap Chinese LED bulbs of 21st century education that I found myself having to give expunation after expunation, and yet, I was STILL not satisfied they groaned loudly enough. Perhaps they were not groaned up enough to understand at that age. I am thinking to sue and ask for expunitive damages."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
Get the expunationmug. A Bviators are the "Not so good" pilots who failed the flying tests and instead used eBay to get a licence with Pakistan's International Airline, PIA, the epitome of the bviation industry. One in three have fake bviator licences says CNN.
Not everyone can fly perfectly and safely, so many dropouts become bviators for Pakistan International Airlines.
by You rReal Name October 20, 2020
Get the Bviatormug. The electronic attack, onslaught, scourge or viral-19 accomplished through any on-line media. e-mail. e-lan. e-spouse™. e-strangement. e-book. and e-commerce. E-ccentric or con-centric. Legal, Paralleagle™, single e-agle or totally e-legal.
Bob often worried his critical political blogging would draw unwanted attention and perhaps even add e-ssault™ to injury. Little did "they" know it was impossible to e-ssault™ him after 3 years in the court systems. He had e-law©️ on his side now.
by You rReal Name July 9, 2020
Get the e-ssault™mug. While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
Get the underduemug. A extremely arrogant, self-centered person who claims at every turn to know more about everything than anybody else in the world. To the point those who had to put up with him were known to wish for a small grassy mound and a couple of eager Cuban mercenaries.
Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.
by You rReal Name November 6, 2024
Get the knoll-it-allmug. Sara had always found her personal life all too dull, and so she dabbled in janefoolery to bring smiles to the most unlikely faces in the most unlikely places!
by You rReal Name June 6, 2020
Get the janefoolerymug.