You rReal Name's definitions
A portion of USA culture that believes: Whether if it came direct from POTUS his own self, or just from his minion, Kellyanne Conway, it may as well have come from the lips of God, as if it was just chiselled into stone by Moses, or as if it just got off the boat built by Noah.
Among the crowd gathered at Lincoln's monument to hear the latest directives were an entire Conwayvian chapter bused in from Florida, resplendent in their colourful robes and tinfoil helmets. One could say they were paying WRAPPED attention to their leader.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Conwayvianmug. When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the Ed diemug. The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.
Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Get the Bette Davis liesmug. Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.
Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
Get the biangulationmug. A particularly expert, tough and streetsmart lawyer, who does not identify as male, and who thrives on defeating men in court for the pure visceral thrill.
He never feared being self represented in court, unless he was up against the cunsel Gwendarian. She would have him for LUNCH again today, he thought, as he dropped his bag on the defendant's desk and sagged forlornly into his chair.
by You rReal Name July 24, 2020
Get the cunselmug. The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.
Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
Get the Rip Chordmug. The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"
Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Alter-natemug.