2nd Amend...errrr...Commandment: And God said...”Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”...insert photo of Trump here... “Let’s do a gig BAREBACK in Oklahoma,”...photo, lineup of people with battery powered Dyson fans...music swells in a funeral dirge...”KARMA! Coming soon to a White House near you!”...fade to black then an overexposed bright sunrise
Y’all gotta hear what happened! A bunch of patriots took their Dysons to the rally to cool off Trump while he raged. He died of Oklakarma™©️. That’s what you get for forgetting to mask up.
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"I was in a crowd so dimly lit by the cheap Chinese LED bulbs of 21st century education that I found myself having to give expunation after expunation, and yet, I was STILL not satisfied they groaned loudly enough. Perhaps they were not groaned up enough to understand at that age. I am thinking to sue and ask for expunitive damages."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019
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Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?
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A die is what is used to form steel into something strong and useful. Superman did not need one to be created, but mere mortals require a man die to replicate their heroes.
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It took them many hours of careful grinding and polishing to create a man die capable of cloning their hero, Steve McQueen. But, even in the earliest stages, it was test-stamping out quite a remarkable version of Clint Eastwood, post Dirty Harry, just prior to Gran Torino.
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When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
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"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."
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wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
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