The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"
Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.
Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.
by You rReal Name January 08, 2021
The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.
Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
In January, Canuck Bob had snuck across the border at Fort Erie so he could go fly gliders in Florida, so when he headed back north in May, he made sure he had his vaxificate in his pocket for the border officials.
by You rReal Name April 30, 2021
While Bob was not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, he WAS always able to report his tasks as under control and underdue in project status meetings. He did this by providing excessively estimates for his portion of the work at planning time.
by You rReal Name February 24, 2022
A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.
Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.
by You rReal Name January 07, 2021
The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"
Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020