You rReal Name's definitions

Armedoggone

The end of the world or "Day of Judgement" for dog owners, the day their town allows unlimited numbers of Commercial Dog Walkers to let dozens of client dogs LOOSE in YOUR off leash dog park. Armed with dozens of muzzles, treat bags and dozens of 20 foot training leads, the trainers use Town lands free to run their business. Meanwhile, 12 dogs are doing THEIR business out of sight. YOU pay $4,500 a year in taxes so that every commercial walker can earn $100,000 a year with NO OVERHEADS.

The bible has documented that people shall break all the rules, and Armedoggone will come to you and remove all enjoyment from life by dumping hundreds of out of control dogs in YOUR dog park.

by You rReal Name June 29, 2020

yupyet

A quick question for: " I need help, you awake yet?"

The reply is expected to follow the form: "Yupup!"

Two yetis slept when one heard Bigfoot coming.. he needed help! AND FAST! so he bellowed "Yupyet?" hoping to wake up the help and scare off Bigfoot.

by You rReal Name June 30, 2020

SafeZoom™

Even sex has rules for safe usage, SafeZoom™ is the set of rules you must follow for safe use fo Zoom conferencing software.

Bob thought Zooming to court for his sentencing would be secure, turns out his victims attended with Groucho masks on and recorded the public display for their lawsuits. Had he followed SafeZoom™ guidelines, he would have know to insist on a roll call. Then then tackling would have given up their attendance and saved him millions.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

Cointract

Any legal agreement between at least two parties, where less than $1.00 is the negotiated payment for any purpose. Any legal deal in writing where loose pocket change can be used to buy services. Or it could be a "Bit Cointract", where even pennies can buy people off.

I'm not saying she was naive, but when Jane cointracted with a Mexican brain surgeon to do a transplant, she was not thinking clearly.

by You rReal Name January 21, 2023

Covoidable

A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.

Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

right wingding

Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.

Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!

by You rReal Name January 26, 2021

Audience

Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.

"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."

by You rReal Name November 22, 2019