Yopmail User's definitions
DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
by Yopmail User January 16, 2023
Get the Limerickmug. Get the fuck off Urban Dictionary before you land yourself on a sex offender list. Keep your minute genitals in your pants. Pervert.
by Yopmail User July 4, 2023
Get the genitalsmug. To blend any two liquids (Mentos if desired) together and pour the mixture down your girlfriend's vagina and/or on her face. The mixture can be any two liquids, so fuck around with the Diet Coke.
by Yopmail User February 26, 2023
Get the waterfallmug. Sodium chloride, or table salt. In case you're chemically illiterate, it's a non-lethal compound of two elements: one sodium, which is lethal, and one chlorine, which is also lethal. Why the fuck is NaCl non-lethal? I don't fucking know. Google it or ask your science teacher if you want answers.
Why the fuck do I need to provide you with examples of NaCl when you have a billion of them in your kitchen?
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
Get the NaClmug. To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.
by Yopmail User April 10, 2023
Get the Fridgemug. The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?
by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
Get the Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobiamug. McThe McThing McDonald's McPuts McAt McThe McBeginning McOf McEvery McOne McOf McTheir McProducts. McSounds McFucking McRetarded McIf McYou McAsk McMe.
Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
Get the Mcmug.