Where is your brain? Oh, that's right... it doesn't exist! I cannot believe you are retarded enough to look up "sex" on Urban Dictionary. You can try to get it, but you will never have it, for your micropenis can and will scare all women in a 70-mile radius. Fuck off and watch Pornhub instead. Your school blocked it? Too bad.
Pornhub will be the closest you'll ever get to scoring with a woman. You will never have sex. You will forever remain a virgin. End of story.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.
Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.
Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."
by Yopmail User November 13, 2022
a) This is a sexual act in which the man shits in the girl's mouth, makes out with her, and have each other swallow as much shit as possible until either of them vomit. The girl and the man will spit the mixture of vomit and shit into each other's mouths while making out until either one of them slips up, hopefully spilling the vomit onto the man's penis. Once this happens, the girl must give him head until he ejaculates in her mouth. The girl will spit it on his penis in disgust.
b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
b) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. Has freakish body proportions, much like her two sisters.
a) No explanation needed
b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
b) Using their ultra superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to stopping crime and the forces of evil!
by Yopmail User June 25, 2022
The act of ramming a girl up the ass with Diet Coke and Mentos while covering your dick in cheese (smegma is acceptable) and ramming it down her throat, whether she likes it or not. This is then followed by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her vagina and making a bunch of funny faces while spitting some cum in her mouth and is finished by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her mouth while railing her anally.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023
Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.
by Yopmail User September 03, 2022
A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.
by Yopmail User July 10, 2022