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A Downriver suburb that consists of mostly retail and restaurants. It's the home of one of Downriver's most dangerous intersections, Allen Rd & West Rd. It's also the home of infamous railroad crossings, Allen Rd north of Van Horn and Van Horn Rd west of Allen. These crossings are almost always blocked by a stopped train. It does have very nice subdivisions and a great park at I-75 & West Rd.
Person 1: What city do you live in?
Person 2: Woodhaven.
Person 1: Cool, I like Woodhaven.
Person 2: Woodhaven is A Downriver suburb of Michigan that consists of mostly retail and restaurants.
Person 2: Woodhaven.
Person 1: Cool, I like Woodhaven.
Person 2: Woodhaven is A Downriver suburb of Michigan that consists of mostly retail and restaurants.
by Yolo Drake March 10, 2015
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by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015
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