Yoda's definitions

Chassis

1. Noun: The female backside. Rumpshaker. Booty. Moneymaker. Ass. Heinie. Rear-end.

2. Noun: A superior hindquarters, usually on a well-proportioned female.

"Check out the chassis on that brunette hottie by the jacuzzi."

by YODA November 22, 2004

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

by YODA November 22, 2004

lady sandwich

Female genitalia (see lady ham).

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!

by Yoda August 20, 2004

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004

Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"

Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'

by Yoda August 11, 2004

footwork

This word originates in the hood back in the day when people would be breakdancin and doin footwork see?

fancy footwork my friend

by yoda April 5, 2004

Star Wars

ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL!!! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.

ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS!! HAHAHAHAHA

by Yoda March 30, 2004