Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
by Yoda March 30, 2004
See also Scoop
The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!
The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 23, 2003
Noun
1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.
Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
by Yoda September 12, 2003