Yoda's definitions

Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"

Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'

by Yoda August 11, 2004

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

by YODA November 22, 2004

Rar

1. A sound made by my beastly self.
2. A sound made by an angered male creature of the kingdom, "animal"
3. Sound made by a male animal to signal horniness.

"Rar" signaled the lion to his feline companion

by Yoda April 28, 2003

Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

by Yoda August 19, 2004

gaf

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.

i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)

by yoda August 8, 2003

yarf

To not only throw up, but to do it with a terrible yelling sound. If done properly yarfing will cause veins to pop out and eyes to water.

That swamp donkey just made me yarf all over the place!

by Yoda December 9, 2004

lady sandwich

Female genitalia (see lady ham).

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!

by Yoda August 20, 2004