Definitions by Yoda

The Scoop 

See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

The Scoop by Yoda September 22, 2003

fucktard 

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!

fucktard by Yoda September 12, 2003

gaf 

give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.

i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)

gaf by yoda August 8, 2003

Rar 

1. A sound made by my beastly self.
2. A sound made by an angered male creature of the kingdom, "animal"
3. Sound made by a male animal to signal horniness.

"Rar" signaled the lion to his feline companion

Rar by Yoda April 28, 2003

scary 

something that makes u shit urself.

that was fucking scary, i shit myself

scary by Yoda April 28, 2003

boob 

a circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

i luv ur boobs

boob by Yoda April 28, 2003

Axylrose 

Switch the letters around and it spells out "ROYAL SEX". Coincidence? I think not..

Will dances on garbage, I mean...axylrose.

Axylrose by Yoda April 26, 2003