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Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan
Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil
by yo mamma March 12, 2004
mugGet the Britney Spearsmug.

race queen

any person who knows how to pull the race card in any situation to get out of a mess. in other words: to pull the discrimination act.
"you can't do that to me. i am the only puerto rican in this fuckin' place"! said frank.
by yo mamma August 20, 2003
mugGet the race queenmug.

Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.
Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.
by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004
mugGet the Pippy Longstockingsmug.

papers

papers can refer to marijuana rolling, immigration papers and other legal documents, and money a.k.a. cash
C.J. from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"Eh Yo gimme dat paper!(c.j.sometimes says this after he has shot the person, killed him/ her, and taken their money.
by yo mamma March 14, 2005
mugGet the papersmug.

chucky stick

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.
by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006
mugGet the chucky stickmug.

dildo

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
mugGet the dildomug.

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
by yo mamma May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass penniesmug.

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