Yo Mamma's definitions

crack cocain

basicly the best shit eva

crack is a hell of a drug,bitch

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

fuck bitch

A woman you use purely sexually.

Q: Do you like her?
A: No. She's just one of my fuck bitches.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

chucky stick

the stick that killed chucky

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.

by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006