Yo Mama's definitions

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

exploding midget

it looks like a butt

ofblulararabh!

by yo mama July 17, 2003

wire

A jail code for passing on a drug.

(I.e-Pass the wire)

by Yo Mama February 11, 2004

Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer/guitarist of Green Day. Has been known to cuss a lot and expose himself in front of thousands of people.

"All hail Billie Joe Armstrong, the defintion of SEXY"

by yo mama November 6, 2004

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003