michael jordan

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

by yawn February 06, 2004

Demi

A beautiful girl who you enjoy talking to.

My night would've sucked if I didn't meet Demi!

by Yawn June 09, 2013

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Sleep

What humans do during 1/3 of their lives.

by yawn March 08, 2003