Yams's definitions

hygiene

The main factor in how close people are willing to stand next to you in any given situation.

What is John missing that Gene has? Besides rich parents? That's right - hygiene!

by Yams February 17, 2010

plake

The new word for fap on GameFAQs' Random Insanity board after "fap" became auto-flagged.

omg that pics soooo hot man. *plakes*

by Yams April 1, 2007

speecial

More special than special.

"After spending my third year at summer school I finally realized how speecial I am."

by Yams April 7, 2008

DaDGS

"Do a damn Google search". Typically used online when someone asks an idiotic question that they could easily answer for him or herself, simply by searching it. Its capitalization varies.

sam2478: hey steve where do babys come from
stevinator: ...
stevinator: dadgs
sam2478: D:
(stevinator has signed off)

by Yams June 20, 2008

gooferu

The incredibly sarcastic way to say "good for you". Needless to say, it's more of an insult than anything serious.

Jennifer: "I just won a free trip to Vegas with the dollar you lent to me! Oh my God!"
John: "Ugh. Gooferu."

by Yams November 2, 2008

Rule 36

If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."

by Yams June 24, 2007

hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.

"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."

by Yams February 18, 2010