Definitions by Yams

photographic evidence posthaste 

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008

Jeopardy! 

The correct spelling of Jeopardy, that trivia game show that nobody watches anymore. Note that the exclamation mark is actually part of the name.

Alex Trebek: "This is Jeopardy!."

Jeopardy! by Yams January 13, 2008

5*d 

Five-starred.
Shorthand for giving something a five-star rating, usually typed through chatrooms.

Person 1: hey check out my new ytmnd, man.
Person 2: Awesomeness. Totally 5*d.
Person 1: thanks dude. :)

5*d by Yams September 6, 2007

4crap 

A mocking nickname given to the website 4chan by those who generally hate it.

Person 1: lets get us some moar bread pr0n lulz!
Person 2: You sir are proof that 4crap is the cancer of the Internet.

4crap by Yams August 23, 2007

but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.

Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

but it has Windows Vista! by Yams August 4, 2007

Step 2 

Simply put, step 2 is ???.

Step 1: Lasers
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

Step 2 by Yams August 1, 2007

Rule 36 

If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."

Rule 36 by Yams June 24, 2007