Yahoones's definitions

yahoones

A yahoones is a person or an object that is a rocket league god.

Zuch is a yahoones

by Yahoones December 16, 2022

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Omega dick sack

If you have a omega dick sack, you are a Chad

Jbirdy has an omega dick sack

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

afflacing someone

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.

Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

omega dick sack

If you have an omega dick sack your mad cute and have a 30 foot dick

Jbirdy has an omega dick sack fr

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

zart fart

Zart fart is a term used to tell a person to shit their pants and smear the it in your mouth

Henry told the man to zart fart

by Yahoones December 19, 2022