Yahoones's definitions

yahoones

You are a rocket league GOD

Zuch is a yahoones

by Yahoones December 16, 2022

Pussywillow

Pussywillow is when you get 6 large men that start acting like they are dogs and they start howling in front of you and then begin scrawling through a pussy like a tunnel

I threatened to pussywillow Jennifer

by Yahoones February 15, 2023

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

swirly twirly

The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.

Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

zart fart

Zart fart is a term used to tell a person to shit their pants and smear the it in your mouth

Henry told the man to zart fart

by Yahoones December 19, 2022

afflacing someone

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.

Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…

by Yahoones December 17, 2022