Definitions by YAWA
Dexamethinsanity
The evident psycho-motor agitation and emotional hyper-reactivity associated with the use of powerful steroid medications in the treatment of moderate to severe COVID 19 disease.
So, Trump is displaying extremely incoherent behaviour, erratic decision making capacity and totally inappropriate Twitter comments? You think it's the COVID talking?
Nope. I think it's Dexamethinsanity...or just his normal.
Nope. I think it's Dexamethinsanity...or just his normal.
Dexamethinsanity by YAWA October 8, 2020
Shit-Head fly
An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Shit-Head fly by YAWA October 8, 2020
Masking Ticket
The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
Masking Ticket by YAWA October 4, 2020
Follow the Science
A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
Follow the Science by YAWA October 3, 2020
Twindemic
The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.
Grind Through the Misery
A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.
Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.
Grind Through the Misery by YAWA September 14, 2020
Anti-Autodestruction
When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.
Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...
Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020