The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.
The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?
by YAWA December 26, 2017
by YAWA September 19, 2021
An emerging SARS CoV 2 mutation that combines the virulence of the Delta variant and the transmissibility of Omicron.
Ok. It looks like Omicron is a highly contagious variant, but causes far less illness than Delta.
Right on!
Not so fast. Delta-Cron is coming; the worst of both worlds.
I wish that vaccine micro-chip would just kill me now.
Right on!
Not so fast. Delta-Cron is coming; the worst of both worlds.
I wish that vaccine micro-chip would just kill me now.
by YAWA January 09, 2022
Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.
Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...
by YAWA March 14, 2020
A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.
by YAWA May 30, 2019
The global sigh of relief generated in the comforting realization that the criminal-in-chief has been denied a second term.
The world just realized that it's not just that Biden was elected President that feels so good; it's that the highest office in the land will be occupied by Anyone BUT Trump, the worst fucking President in recorded history.
by YAWA November 09, 2020