by YAWA March 23, 2020
An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 27, 2022
A policy created and defended at the highest level of a religious organization that attempts to preserve the integrity of the church at the expense of innocent victims.
Yup, we've got another dirty priest comin' to town. You'd think that they'd put 'em in jail rather than just moving them around, that's ecumenicrime at its worst....
by YAWA April 26, 2015
The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 17, 2019
The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
Akin to nipple slip. The unfortunate combination of wearing overly small shorts and strenuous physical activity that results in the spontaneous, often unrecognized liberation of at least one testecle from short crotch confines.
Damn! That was my best long-jump ever. They wouldn't put my picture on-line 'cause of the emanciball hanging down.
by YAWA April 21, 2015