96 backwards

Did you know that 96 backwards is 69?! LOL IT VERY FUNY but pls no tell mommy she spank and beat me verii hARRD OOOW OOWW OWW

i was jk 96 backwards is actually xis-ytenin LLOLOL get trolled LOOL

"Did you know that 96 backwards is xis-ytenin?"
"No i thought it was 69 loool"
"No bro!!! you has BADDD mind"
"wait wat it is??!/1?/??"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

paranormal

the abnormal dysfunction of one's lower leg

"r u paranormal"
"yes"

by Xexdeh March 21, 2020

Titstrip

boob on a stick

“Yo my dude! Out here barbecuin’ some titstrips, lemme know if you want any!”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.

Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

pee

the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)

"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"

by Xexdeh February 15, 2020

tarsh

A term only I use that represents the word "trash" with an even more significant typo

"Bruh I'm so good at this game!"
"Nah man, you tarsh."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019