Xexdeh's definitions

2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.

Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Wenis

A pointy penis located on everyone’s central elbow, unless you’re disabled, of course.

“Yo that wenis is pointier that my middle leg!”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Mighty Wist

A wildly epileptic dog (valley bulldog)

mighty wist

by Xexdeh October 1, 2020

deflatable titties

Unsatisfying pops of a female's milk source

"We love milk leakage!"
"Oh no! It's all gone!"
"Yeah, it's the deflatable titties."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

turdle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

"Look at that turdle bro!"
"No"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

turbo tub

A type of sexual intercourse performed in a bathtub.

"Did you give Hannah the turbo tub?"
"Yeah homie!"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019