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"Honey, want some breakfast?"
"Sure, mom! I'll take some lean and cereal."
"Your wish is my command."
"Sure, mom! I'll take some lean and cereal."
"Your wish is my command."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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Get the tarsh mug.the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)
"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
by Xexdeh February 15, 2020
Get the pee mug.1. a college fraternity
2. The past tense form of letting out a juicy fart.
If you frat, chances are, you just smeared brown substance all over your precious underwear.
Here's how to deal with a time you frat:
1. Privately or publicly, strip and check to see if brown has taken over the ability to see the original color of your underwear.
2. If your underwear is poopy, waddle to the bathroom and start attempting to wipe the squished brownie off of your underwear. Using a wet paper towel will increase the chances of the brown color to smear all over your underwear, and if you use a dry paper towel, it'll be a long process to try to get that poop off of your beloved underwear.
3. If there is no paper towels in the bathroom, you have three options—either to rush to a different restroom, use your hands as a poop-scooper, or lick the juicy substance off your underwear.
4. Once you complete the steps, pull up your pants (it's optional if you want to wash your hands or not), run out of the bathroom, and convince the—now—audience that they saw nothing.
5. Run out of the building, and you're done!
6. (Extra) Complain to your Karen wife or male Karen husband about how a million aliens gathered around you like a ritual, slowly and gently pulled down your pants, and started moaning and singing in a foreign-to-this-planet language
2. The past tense form of letting out a juicy fart.
If you frat, chances are, you just smeared brown substance all over your precious underwear.
Here's how to deal with a time you frat:
1. Privately or publicly, strip and check to see if brown has taken over the ability to see the original color of your underwear.
2. If your underwear is poopy, waddle to the bathroom and start attempting to wipe the squished brownie off of your underwear. Using a wet paper towel will increase the chances of the brown color to smear all over your underwear, and if you use a dry paper towel, it'll be a long process to try to get that poop off of your beloved underwear.
3. If there is no paper towels in the bathroom, you have three options—either to rush to a different restroom, use your hands as a poop-scooper, or lick the juicy substance off your underwear.
4. Once you complete the steps, pull up your pants (it's optional if you want to wash your hands or not), run out of the bathroom, and convince the—now—audience that they saw nothing.
5. Run out of the building, and you're done!
6. (Extra) Complain to your Karen wife or male Karen husband about how a million aliens gathered around you like a ritual, slowly and gently pulled down your pants, and started moaning and singing in a foreign-to-this-planet language
by Xexdeh February 16, 2020
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Get the streamcross mug.when you pick up a guy and place him on your penis standing up but his back is to the ground horizontal to you and your you hold him by his armpits and his feet are in your mouth and he is masturbating and ejaculating all over himself and then he starts pooping while your penis is in his butt and you can't see your penis anymore because it is covered in brown so he grabs the poop off of it and rubs it all over his penis and keeps masturbating with the poop while you both spit on it and when he starts bleeding from anal penetration it goes all over your penis with the poop and then everyone explodes with semen as you jump and fall to the ground and ground pound him as hard as you can and then everyone starts ejaculating and pooping and blooding and peeing and spitting and smearing it all over each other
Today in class I took off all my clothes and went ham and started runting all of the children and the teacher
by Xexdeh December 24, 2024
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