Xexdeh's definitions
the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)
"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"
by Xexdeh February 15, 2020
Get the peemug. by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the tarshmug. "snot"
"k"
"k"
by Xexdeh March 21, 2020
Get the snotmug. 
A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the 2020mug. When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the laser ballsmug. cornhub.com is a website that shows many different types of corn. On the cob, and whatever you prefer!
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
Get the cornhubmug.