Xexdeh's definitions

man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

footclap

When you clap your foots together, it is a footclap.

“I clap my foots together like I clap your mother’s cheeks!”
“That’s funny because I footclapped your mom with my frying pan”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

A term that weird people like me use to state agreement without actually saying they agree. This phrase is also used when some people are stuttering, but I don't stutter.

"Is 14x3526843=4502?"
"oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah"
"Penis"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.

Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

anus

colonic exposure by an opening in the buttocks.

“poop”
“Anus”

by Xexdeh May 9, 2020

chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020