Xexdeh's definitions

pee

the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)

"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"

by Xexdeh February 15, 2020

oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

A term that weird people like me use to state agreement without actually saying they agree. This phrase is also used when some people are stuttering, but I don't stutter.

"Is 14x3526843=4502?"
"oh yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah"
"Penis"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

turdle

a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body

"Look at that turdle bro!"
"No"

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

cornhub

cornhub.com is a website that shows many different types of corn. On the cob, and whatever you prefer!

"I pick out my corn on cornhub!"
"Penis!"

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Black Hole

A fun thing to do in your free time!

(i'm not gay tho!1!111!)

"Yo me and my bros ate a black hole yesterday!"
"Yo that's sick bro!"

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020