Xero _ Manifest's definitions
An emo boy writes a song or poem and cries. A girl reads or hears it, the goes out with him out of pitty. The emo boy gets laid. The girl realizes that she doesn't even like hik and breakes up with him. Then, out of depression, the emo boy writes a song or poem about how sad he is. Another girl reads or hears it , and the cycle repeats itself.
by Xero _ Manifest December 4, 2010
Get the The Emo Cyclemug. 1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy
by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010
Get the The Regulations of a Thiefmug. Stands for I don't know or give a fuck. Texting acronym used when someone asks you a question you could care less about.
by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2012
Get the idk/gafmug. BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.
Matt: hey, did you see my new video?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011
Get the Bifriendlymug. An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.
Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen
by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010
Get the Exploding Nutsack Techniquemug. When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten
Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Get the Took My Jinglemug. It stands for Chocolate Chip Cookies. One of the o so many forms of the legendary sweet we know as cookies.
Arjun: I'm bringing some Triple C's tomorrow. Edgar: Kool.... *wtf is that?* Arjun: That stands for chocolate chip cookies by the way. Edgar: Very kool!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2010
Get the Triple C'smug.