you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
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me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
by Xeries August 10, 2024
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vibrator

what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am

ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure
Anna just found her moms vibrator
by Xeries July 26, 2024
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woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all
woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it
by Xeries July 21, 2024
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minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game
people who played minecraft had a good childhood
by Xeries July 20, 2024
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3am

a now overused time that horrible youtubers like stromedy mlik content from to get views and an unmanageable number of toddlers on their moms iphone

is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos
OMMG ITS 3AM I KNEW OI SHOULDTNRTTNTTNNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNNTNTTN HAVE CALLLEDDDD PEMNTYWEISE AT 3AMMM OMGGGM WHERED THAT VBSALLON THATS DEFINITELY NOT PLACED BY US BEHIND THE SCENWES COME FROMM OMGH DBFSEHVFHDFGEFGEFGWEGV WEGW EGWEGB WEGFJHDVWEVGHFEHFG QHEBFGWJRBGWJRGHWJ WSH
by Xeries July 26, 2024
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Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Terence

usually asian. a quiet but smart male with glasses and for some reason, and its only a gift by nature, an incredibly large cock. seriously, if for every inch of a cock he would get 1 dollar, he would be rich. he is very handsome, a god in bed, very smart, doesnt talk a lot, and though sometimes lying to get him out of trouble, he is honest
terence was at school today, the hoes were all after his phallus
by Xeries July 24, 2024
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