Xeries's definitions

origami

something ill never be good at. i cant even make a paper airplane

im bad at origami

by Xeries July 22, 2024

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024

vagina

pocket specifically designed for penis

i heard johnny smelled a vagina last night

by Xeries July 25, 2024

together forever

3 months and 14 days

we will be together forever....aka. 3 months and 14 days

by Xeries August 14, 2024

cry

something that apparently men cant do nowadays

cry like shit

by Xeries July 27, 2024

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

vibrator

what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am

ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure

Anna just found her moms vibrator

by Xeries July 26, 2024