whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

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seven

scariest number ever. eats 9

seven is a menace to society

by Xeries August 09, 2024

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diploma

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.

Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?

by Xeries July 25, 2024

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minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

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vibrator

what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am

ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure

Anna just found her moms vibrator

by Xeries July 26, 2024

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