big ol' big olds

Big-ass tits.

"Look at that chick over these with the big ol' big olds!"

"Tight!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Winona Hider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was hiden.

Someone who hides.

"I tried to fight that vagina, but he ran in his house and won't come out."

"Ol' Winona Hider."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

testcycles

Where you sit on your balls and ride them down the street.

"Hey, ma! I'm gonna ride my testcycles to the store; you want anything?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009