XDavid PolicastroX's definitions

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Winona Hider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was hiden.

Someone who hides.

"I tried to fight that vagina, but he ran in his house and won't come out."

"Ol' Winona Hider."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

shealing

The act of shopping without the use of money. Coined by Mr. Dibbs.

"Mr. Dibbs went shealing records from the store the other day."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Vaginal Uprising

Feminism.

"Ol' sister girl in the business suit just shot me down for a date. Tough guy with the Vaginal Uprising."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009