XDavid PolicastroX's definitions

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

sweet and power chicken

Rickyism for "sweet and sour chicken".

"Save me some of those sweet and power chicken things."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Winona Slyder

What Winona Ryder would be if she was a burger from White Catles.

"Damn, this Slyder's the bomb diggity!"

"Yeah? Is it a Winona Slyder?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

hyposuction

Rickyism for "liposuction".

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009