XDavid PolicastroX's definitions

rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

Winona Hider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was hiden.

Someone who hides.

"I tried to fight that vagina, but he ran in his house and won't come out."

"Ol' Winona Hider."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

-dick

The suffix "-dick" can be added onto anything to express stress or even humor for a given topic.

"Shitty-dick over here just got an attitude with me."

"Ol' cactus-dick just poked the shit out of me."

"Hey, speedy-dick! Slow down!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

white rapping

The act of attempting to rap along with a song--usually a lame, radio hit, only knowing certain parts, and maybe misinterpreting words or phrases.

"You know we--mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm-mmm--all night - this is the life of a coke dealer"

"Dude, it's 'go getta', not 'coke dealer'."

"Are you sure? 'Go getta' sounds lame."

And you don't even know the lyrics. Quit white rapping."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 20, 2009