Definitions by Working Class Hero

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

Aardvark Tits by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms

What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

Tits of the dead by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Hens 

Hens = Hideous Empty Norks

Empty floppy tits in need of inflation

Empty skin bags with nipples at the bottom

Look at that hen and her hens

Hens by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Mackem Mammaries by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Shit tits 

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

Shit tits by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Fostrils

When his/her nostrils are so big you could fuck them

Really want to cum up those fostrils

Fostrils by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020