Sprouts

Small pathetic tits

Look at the sprouts on her

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Ossicone Orbs

Breasts that resemble upside down giraffes ossicones (horns/antlers) you know someone like this

2 useless lumps of gristle dangling from their clavicle

Those bristols look like upside down ossicone orbs

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Flip Flops

Empty floppy tits with no side profile

Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast

Look at the flip flops on that one

by Working Class Hero December 27, 2020

Gonzos

Breasts that resemble Gonzo's nose from the muppet show

She had tits like gonzos and really thicc thighs

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Toddlers Socks

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

by Working Class Hero December 04, 2020