Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity
She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋
by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
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Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles
Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021
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so empty

Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast
I love your tits they are so empty and soft
by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021
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Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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HEN

Stands for Horrible Empty Norks

If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza
Hi HEN how are you today? Need some air putting into those burst balloons ? (Best not say that last part)
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point
OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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