Words Wired Weird's definitions

Bismillah

A colloquial use of 'of course not', or 'I wouldn't dream of it"

"Bismillah, no, we will not let you go"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Sentence!

A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')

Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"

Person B - "Sentence!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

MyFace

An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism

"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Flub

To speak a word incorrectly; To speak as if one's lips were rubber

"The Ancient Greeks had their own mytholology - oops, that was a flub"

"Put the Splagghetti in the - well, I flubbed that up"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

sweatcake

A person who wears make-up to the gym

"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008