by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
"Bismillah, no, we will not let you go"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008