Definitions by Words Wired Weird

Bookface 

1. A person who displays their emotions and inclinations clearly on their face

2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books

1. "Don't tell me you liked those socks, I can read your bookface"

2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"

Bookface by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

MyFace 

An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism

"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"

MyFace by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Sentence! 

A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')

Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"

Person B - "Sentence!"

Sentence! by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

pleptitude 

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials

"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"

pleptitude by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

sweatcake 

A person who wears make-up to the gym

"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"

sweatcake by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'

"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"

Joggernaught by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008