Definitions by Woody Thomas

brady bunch 

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

brady bunch by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007

Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom 

Infamous movie made by director Pier Paulo Pasolini in the mid 70s. It is about a group of middle aged men who have a bunch of kids captive in a castle-like place somewhere in Italy in the 40s. These men force the kids to eat shit, abuse them sexually and physically, and at the end of the movie, torture and mutilate them. The "white ring" DVD of this movie sells for as much as $900.00 on eBay.

When I saw "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom" at a theater in 1979, by the end of the movie, only a few people were still in the place. Most could not stomach it, and walked out at some point during the film.

Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom by Woody Thomas May 8, 2006

loaded to the gunwales 

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

loaded to the gunwales by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

golden sombrero 

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

golden sombrero by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

miracle 

A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."

I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me

miracle by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Jerry's kids 

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

Jerry's kids by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Bushwhacker 

A lesbian. Referenced in the movie "French Twist."

Have you ever known a girls phys ed teacher who isn't a bushwhacker?

Bushwhacker by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006