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Whaleing

when you see too much EXCESS skin showing/over lapping bodily areas that shouldnt be there, then you take the proper actions and yell WHALE!!! and tell every one to run for their lives and you take the action of throwing something at that thing (in a sense harpooning the whale). Sharp objects are recommened. And remember it takes a lot to bring down a whale. *CAUTION* EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ADVANCE AT OWN RISK
Johnny did you see that huge whale walking into the ice cream parlor. Hapoon! that whale. Do you want to go whaleing on halloween?
by womanizer January 6, 2006
mugGet the Whaleingmug.

motorboat

While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
So I was doing the motorboat last night and I hit a big ass wave and capsized
by womanizer June 18, 2006
mugGet the motorboatmug.

The Nixon

A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
I pulled the Nixon last night on your mom.
by Womanizer June 7, 2003
mugGet the The Nixonmug.

The Shocker

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
mugGet the The Shockermug.

Shop Vac

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
I found a nice shop vac last night.
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
mugGet the Shop Vacmug.

the screwicorn

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
April really enjoyed receiving the screwicorn from Jess last night!
by womanizer April 12, 2004
mugGet the the screwicornmug.

Hotdog In A Hallway

When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.
by womanizer April 12, 2004
mugGet the Hotdog In A Hallwaymug.

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