What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.
That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 03, 2008
The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 03, 2008
A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 04, 2008
1. A channel on cable TV where people engage in sexual intercourse in full frontal nudity on camera.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.
1. On the Spice channel there's Amazon natives smearing themselves in moist soil and having outdoor sex.
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007
The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.
In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007