In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.
Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.
One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 09, 2008
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The shiny, glossy Mordred danced naked in the forest, hoping to attract Guinevere. Then Lancelot caught him and made him put clothes on.
Mordred took Percival to the tree.
Mordred took Percival to the tree.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
Get the Mordred mug.1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the prosecution mug.What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
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What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 04, 2008
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by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the wiimote mug.The act of throwing one's legal weight around to deliberately stifle innovation so one can be the only one who can charge license fees for an obvious invention. The RIAA, MPAA, ESA, and Microsoft are supporters of intellectual terrorism. So called because the cease & desist letters and infringement lawsuits instill terror.
"The Dump" video game ROM site was a victim of intellectual terrorism.
Charging someone twice for one usable copy of Windows XP because they lost the install disk and their hard drive crashed is an example of intellectual terrorism.
Charging someone twice for one usable copy of Windows XP because they lost the install disk and their hard drive crashed is an example of intellectual terrorism.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 15, 2008
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