Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter's definitions
1. A sword in Final Fantasy wielded by Sephiroth. The sharp cutting part of the blade is 8 linear feet. A very huge sword.
To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.
2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.
3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.
2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.
3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).
1. Sephiroth's Masamune cut through both edges of the hydrogen-filled gasbag on the airship at once.
2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.
3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.
3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the masamunemug. When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the Amish mud womanmug. Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.
In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.
Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.
Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 4, 2008
Get the horse of a different colormug. 1. A character on the Jerky Boys series of prank phone calls who needs laser treatment and new glasses.
2. A black bearded king who tried to pin the red bearded King David to the wall in Biblical Times. Didn't manage to kill 10,000 or more people in his lifetime. Killed himself by propping his sword up and falling on it.
2. A black bearded king who tried to pin the red bearded King David to the wall in Biblical Times. Didn't manage to kill 10,000 or more people in his lifetime. Killed himself by propping his sword up and falling on it.
1. My name is Saul, Saul Rosenberg...I need laser treatment! My ass is killin' me!
2. And the women answered one another as they played, and said, "Saul Rosenberg hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands".
2. And the women answered one another as they played, and said, "Saul Rosenberg hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands".
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007
Get the Saul Rosenbergmug. A two dimensional human-readable bar code symbology with hundreds of combinations per module. Usually found on Scottish things such as kilts, ribbons, sarongs, and bagpipes. Each clan (a Scottish family, spelled with a C) has its own tartan.
Hamish the red got away with sending the HD-DVD key by way of tartans on kilts in the mail.
The tartan was found on kilts early in the Faerytale Era.
The tartan was found on kilts early in the Faerytale Era.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the tartanmug. A technological measure to prevent you, the consumer, from enjoying content that you paid for because it's from another country. Virtually all DVD players have this built in, as well as video game consoles. In the USA , it is illegal to modify a device in such a way as to defeat the region lock. This evil invention allows hated countries (that is countries with a race that is not preferred) to get movies and games last while Aryan countries get them first, and it makes the authentic legitimate original less valuable because of the restrictions put on it.
The fact that there is a region lock on my game console reinforces my stereotype that the U.S.A. is nowhere near a free country.
A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.
A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008
Get the region lockmug. The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the William Wallacemug.