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textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.
Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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twentieth century bathroom

A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features:
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap
Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.
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High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007
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ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.
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prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
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imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
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keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.
The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007
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