Wizards Sleeve 's definitions

fuckscope

A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.

Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

road kill week

Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.

Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006

fanny clap

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.

<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007