Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
by Wizards Sleeve October 08, 2006
These are the tattoos found on various parts of a slag's body. When said slag went into the tattoo parlour, they belived they were getting some meaningful hieroglyphics with deep and ancient derivation ... wrong. From: slag + hieroglyphics.
Tattoo dude 1: "Hey! I just gave some fat minger a real set of slagoglyphics."
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"
by Wizards Sleeve May 28, 2005
Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"
Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 06, 2009
Another way of writing the derogatory term nigga. This often won't get picked up by e-mail blockers and mail scans. Neverthless, it's the old offensive 'N'-word.
by Wizards Sleeve January 29, 2007
Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007
Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007