Wizards Sleeve 's definitions
One who enjoys a deep-fried life.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."
by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005
Get the lard lovermug. A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.
Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007
Get the ride the Bakerloo Linemug. Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007
Get the easy ridemug. Memory Wank Bank (MWB). The content of a dude's head. All those pictures of chicks that a dude can call up from memory to assist in a good wanking session.
Dude 1: "D'ya see MILFy Sue bending over?"
Dude 2: "Fo shizzle, Dawg! Great ass. I could dig it!"
Dude 1: "Aye! One for the MWB."
Dude 2: "Fo shizzle, Dawg! Great ass. I could dig it!"
Dude 1: "Aye! One for the MWB."
by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006
Get the MWBmug. Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007
Get the rusty handcuffsmug. "Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005
Get the skin sporranmug. The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.
Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.
If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.
If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
Get the project managementmug.