Wizards Sleeve's definitions

Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005

pudfucker

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.

"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."

by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.

Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."

by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006

pimp-2-pimp

This is when two pimps work together and trade bitches. If a pimp has a good bitch in his stable and she does good tricks, another pimp might want to ply her to his customers.

Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.

"Yo bwoi, commerce is good. Check it dawg, if I ain't got it now, I can do pimp-2-pimp and get yo a choice ho."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

preggasaurus

Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.

Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".

"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007