rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
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brown magician

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 08, 2007
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chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.
And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
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tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.
Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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buttholing

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008
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slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.
"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 06, 2006
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