Definitions by Wise White Man

Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

Iffology by Wise White Man March 25, 2022

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

Backbencher 

joe biden. Does not deserve his name in capital letters. The most useless idiot in the world.

Have you heard? All of the nations are refusing to take joe bidens calls, even Kim Jong Un refused his call! The UAE put him to voicemail! He sure is one hell of a backbencher!!

Backbencher by Wise White Man March 14, 2022

BIDENFLATION 

1. When your election is stolen and you are left with a fool in the white house whose name is joey biden who has ZERO economic experience. Intentional destruction of the economy. Action usage: Man that bidenflation is so high, it is higher then hunter biden after a hit on his crack pipe!

2. What you get when dominion selects your president.

Bidenflation is so high that hunter biden is trying to replace his crack rocks with it, since it goes higher then a kite and it is just getting started, in a year from now we are going to be seeing 10 dollars a gallon of gas, damn that china joe biden!!!! Wish President Trump was back in office, gas was 1.83 lasts year, bidenflation is HORRIBLE!!!!!

BIDENFLATION by Wise White Man March 11, 2022

Fidel Castro Jr. 

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!

Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!

Fidel Castro Jr. by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

Side O' Beef 

Hillary Clinton's nickname.

LOOK, the Side O' Beef was tossed into the scooby mobile when she passed out at the curb!

Side O' Beef by Wise White Man February 17, 2022

Devil's Triangle 

1. A prank done by 4chan to scam michael avenatti into thinking the 'devil's triangle' was an actual sexual thing, then having him post on twitter and look like a complete fool, then seeing them ask Justice Kavanaugh at his witch hunt hearing about it making liberals heads spin thinking it was a 'made up game' when in fact it could of easily been a made up game, because no one in the 80s ever used these words to describe any form of sex or sexual contact.

2. Also known as the Bermuda triangle or hurricane alley. This is the real definition.

Man did you see that latest twitter bomb? Mike got pranked by 4chan and looks like a fool with egg on his face, I bet he wished he got lost in the real Devil's triangle.

Devil's Triangle by Wise White Man October 1, 2018