Wise Man's definitions

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

80085

wAnx0r slang for boobs

wow that rox0rz my box0rz 1337 80085 n00bz sux0rz shmeebz iodhvcijudv6v5rv46r5v465rv46eb54

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Skank

1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.

1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky

by Wise Man November 13, 2006

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

stack

to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage

Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 5, 2003